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How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to observe how the lightbulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Godelians does it take to change a light bulb? Kettő és három.

How many particles does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm...well, if we know the position of the burned-out light bulb, then we cannot answer this question with certainty.

How many Quantum physicists does it take to change a lightbulb? (version two) Depends on the room size--you need to fill the room first with blind-folded scientists. Then, upon a signal, they all remove the blindfolds and look toward the general area of the 'old' bulb. Then, when the waveform collapses, whoever is CLOSEST to the newly 'congealed' bulb, grabs it, and WITHOUT blinking, makes the change. Also, this procedure MAY required one additional physicist to remove a dead cat from the room

How many chaos theorists does it take to change a light bulb? Egy sem, csak megrebegtetnek egy pillangószárnyat és várnak.

MEANT. How many Derrida'ists THOUGHT YOU does D E P E N DS it take on WhAt YoU to change a light bulb?

How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb? Actually, they won't do it--they have no sense of urgency about the situation--they aren't sure they're really in the dark...